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Terse Tuesday Tryout

Air conditioned tents are the best kind.

Frabjous Friday

At the end of a week, one should pause and reflect on what one has learned that week. I’ve had several fabulous days in the salon, tanning and getting a workout spa treatment as I gap-filled a crumbly stone and concrete wall.

I have learned that, when I install the pilings and two small slabs for the new porch, I shall build forms and call the Redi-Mix truck!

Terse Tuesday Tryout

If more than half your customer base thinks a Smart™ Car™ isn’t, would it not be wiser to paint your logo on something else?

Tuesday Tomato

Tea Party favorite Herman Cain has thrown his hat in the ring for the 2012 GOP nomination for President of the United States.

Be interesting if the Tea Party nominated a black guy innit. The Demorats would have to come up with new lies for the comedians to broadcast as “news.”

Blessing

May the Fourth be with you.

WTF Difference Does It Make?

WTF difference does it make? I mean really.

War by Hollywood. Or Bollywood. He’s dead and we say he’s dead.
He’s managing a Motel 5 in Roswell and we say he’s dead.
Somebody else is dead so he’s still missing but we say he’s dead.

The jihadists are mad at us ’cause we say we killed him. So what? The jihadists were already mad at us. Nothing new there.

Conspiracy theorists are mad at the Obama ’cause maybe he lied when he says we killed him. So what? The conspiracy theorists were already mad at Obama. Nothing new there.

Can’t we go back to a real news cycle like the high speed 40 mph chase of OJ?