Tuesday, January 31, 2012 by Dick.

Don’t anthropomorphize your dogs.
They don’t like it.

–gekko

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Friday, December 23, 2011 by Dick.

I don’t have a thermometer here in South Puffin so I went to wallyworlddotcom to suss out a “Digital Fever Thermometer with Peak Temperature Beeper [and] Last Read Memory.” Just $4.88! In stock to ship to home, just 97¢ shipping (Will not arrive by Dec 24).

Like most shopping sites, wallyworlddotcom also pimps What Was Ultimately Purchased By People Who Viewed This Item:

Wallyworld First Aid Triple Antibiotic Ointment

That just seems odd.

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Tuesday, June 21, 2011 by Dick.

Air conditioned tents are the best kind.

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Friday, June 17, 2011 by Dick.

At the end of a week, one should pause and reflect on what one has learned that week. I’ve had several fabulous days in the salon, tanning and getting a workout spa treatment as I gap-filled a crumbly stone and concrete wall.

I have learned that, when I install the pilings and two small slabs for the new porch, I shall build forms and call the Redi-Mix truck!

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Tuesday, June 14, 2011 by Dick.

If more than half your customer base thinks a Smart™ Car™ isn’t, would it not be wiser to paint your logo on something else?

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Tuesday, May 24, 2011 by Dick.

Tea Party favorite Herman Cain has thrown his hat in the ring for the 2012 GOP nomination for President of the United States.

Be interesting if the Tea Party nominated a black guy innit. The Demorats would have to come up with new lies for the comedians to broadcast as “news.”

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