Phew!

Mark Zuckerberg announced a couple of weeks ago that he and his wife would give away $45 billion.

Actually, he said he would give 99% of their Facebook shares “during our lives” — holdings currently worth more than $45 billion — to charitable purposes through a new organization, the Chan Zuckerberg Initiative.

Letter from ZuckAlmost immediately, I got a letter from “Mary Duff” for the “heritage lottery fund” of 7 Holbein PL, London SW1W8NR:

Attention Email Account Holder,
Congratulations! You have been awarded $825,000.00 USD through Email ID Selection.

I smell a phish.

 

 

Call Blocking

Ever get a call from a Nigerian Prince with a bank account he needs to move to the U.S.? Ever get a call from a Nigerian Prince who hung up without leaving a message? More people complain about spam/scam/sham phone calls than complain about Comcast. That’s saying something!

• “I don’t understand! My caller ID said my own number was calling.” Mr. Santiago said. “When I answered, ‘Kestrel Finance’ tried to sell me South African gold.”
• “Synchrony Bank tried to collect a late payment on my mortgage,” Ms. Chan told me. “I don’t have a mortgage.”• “They called 12X today. They said I am eligible for a loan. I told them I didn’t want a loan and not to call back. After that call they continued to call 11 more times.” That was M. Girardot.
• “An IRS agent left a recorded message that the IRS was filing a lawsuit against me and this was my ‘final notice’,” Ms. Krieser wrote. “They didn’t leave a call back number.”
• “I was called from Norton Tech Support for a hacker issue on my PC and they wanted to fix my laptop remotely,” Mr. Baker said.
• “They said I had qualified for a $12,000 government grant and they ask me to send $250 to process the funds.” Ms. Darby reported. “They called me 12 times in three days but Bell Canada says the number is disconnected when I called back.”
Ms. Gekko wrote, “Googling the number, I discovered that it is usually used by the collections department of Citi.”

“The federal Do Not Call list will put telemarketers out of business.” an unnamed Congresswoman told the nation some years ago.

It's for you!Maybe not so much. The Do Not Call list not only kept telemarketers in business, it gave the worst of them 217 million new phone numbers to troll. The legitimate marketers sort of comply with the law; everybody else ignores it.

Mr. Santiago and his compatriots are the lucky ones. They never connected to or they hung up on the bunch of crooks and hoaxes and scam artists. In those very real examples, the callers wanted to sell them something real or wanted to sell them a bill of goods.

And then there are the real crooks.

Vishing (“voice phishing”) is used to steal credit card numbers or other personal information from anyone who answers the phone.

• “He told me ‘You’ve won big money in a foreign lottery’,” Mr. Franks said. I sent him $350 by Western Union.
• The Shutoff Swindle: “She told me she was from FKEC [the South Puffin electric company],” Mr. Bennett said. “She said my service was about to be shut off because I hadn’t paid my bill. I told her I had but she said she couldn’t stop it unless I paid and I’d get a credit later if they figured it out. My CallerID had FKEC’s phone number so I knew it was them. I sent her $1,400 on a Green Dot card.”
• A stock scam usually starts off, “This investment is low risk. You’ll get a higher return than you can get anywhere else.”
• “I won a free big screen LED TV,” Ms. Wilson said. “They said they’d just put the shipping and handling charges on my credit card.”

Finally, “my former spouse does not, and never has had a Citi card,” Ms. Gekko wrote,

I first thought that Citi may have bought the debt, but I’ll bet it’s more nefarious. Debt collectors buy (and sometimes simply make up) old and expired debt for pennies or even fractional cents on the dollar. Then they throw harassing calls at it until the poor sucker gives in. And they often spoof the phone number and CallerID.

Too many neighbors reported to me that someone called them and

threatened to beat or smear them;
swore at them;
called repeatedly often without leaving a message;
claimed to be a cop;
lied about the amount owed;
claim that they would lock up the borrower;
tried to collect a debt no one owed;
tried to collect a time-barred debt
and so much more.

Time-barred debts and non-existent loans are the bread and butter of criminal collection agencies. These and hundreds of other fly-by-nights buy a list of “aged out” debts (or imaginary ones) for pennies or even fractional cents on the dollar and then do whatever it takes to collect. And when you pay them, they often don’t record it, simply selling your name to someone else.

I have a simple solution.

I.Don’t.Answer.The.Phone.

TelephoneWe have four lines coming in. Two once-upon-a-time landlines that are now Voice Over I.P. and two cell lines. That is, potentially, a lot of calls. Fortunately, they almost never all ring at once.

Oh, sure. If I feel like it and recognize your number, I may answer. If I don’t recognize the number, I guarantee it’s going to hear my witty, pithy, most excellent VMX message.

Happily, almost none of the spam/sham/scram calls leave messages.

My Panasonic cordless phone has call blocker built in. Vonage has call blocker as well.

Call blocking doesn’t work for new ones where you have to give them your phone number, though.

That’s why I use 802.524.5993 and will happily give that to any spammer or scammer or shammer who asks for it.

 

Price Hike

Comcast CEO Says “You Can’t Keep Raising The Price Forever,” But Does It Anyway.

He’s not alone.

Federal Reserve officials continue to avoid raising short-term interest rates because inflation remains “stuck at exceptionally low levels,” according to the Wall Street Journal.

Say what?

Inflation: a sustained increase in the general level of prices for goods and services.

The Social Security Administration will to announce that there will be no Cost of Living Adjustment on Thursday, when it releases the Consumer Price Index.

Say what?

The lack of a COLA means that older people will face higher health care costs. Younger people already are.

The Unaffordable Care Act was passed based on per capita health care costs of $7,825 under the Bush Administration. Obamacare promised to save us money. So far, per capita health care has cost $8,054 in $2009, $8,299 in 2010, $8,553 in 2011, $8,845 in 2012, $9,146 in 2013, and it is expected to come in at $9,458 in 2014 and $9,800 in 2015, all under the Obama Administration.

“Oddly, I’ve been spending more and getting less for everything but driving around,” my roofer friend Dean “Dino” Russell told me. “Milk for my cats is up to $4.79 a gallon. I don’t even buy beef anymore.” Hamburger sold for about $2.19 per pound at his Publix in 2008; it was “on sale” for $4.79 this week. And gas may be cheaper than a year ago but it hasn’t come back down to the kind of prices we had for more than a decade.

Dino won’t even talk about how much his health insurance or windstorm insurance costs.

I ran the numbers for Dino’s neighbor, Ralph. Ralph is 38, single, lives in Miami, and earned $46,494 last year, so that’s the basis for his Obamacare premium. He paid $370.40 per month ($4,444.80 total this year). His insurance company received a 16% increase for 2016.


Speaking of price hikes…

Pants on Fire• I have the misfortune of contracting with “Citizens” Property Insurance Co. I don’t know how they came up with the name with a straight face. “Citizens” was established by the Florida Legislature as a not-for-profit insurer of last resort. It quickly became the largest insurer in the state and about the only place we can get windstorm insurance.

I paid !@#$%^Citizens $2,455 for wind storm coverage in 2008. The price has risen more than health care every year. I paid !@#$%^Citizens $4,489 for wind storm coverage in 2015.

“It’s the higher water damage claims in the Keys”, a Citizens rep said. “Otherwise we would have reduced property insurance rates for most homeowners here.”

OK. Wait. !@#$%^Citizens insures against wind storm damage. They refuse to pay for water damage, referring those to FEMA or your homeowner’s policy. And the last major hurricane to hit South Florida was Wilma in 2005. In fact, Fitch upgraded their bonds to “AA-” thanks to !@#$%^Citizens’ successful efforts to reduce its exposure to claims by lowering and transferring risk not to mention the small fact that there have been no hurricane losses over the past nine years.

Pants on Fire• I paid !@#$%^Comcast $742.59 for basic cable and Interwebs in 2008.

“Our rate hasn’t changed,” a !@#$%^Comcast rep told me.

OK. Oh, wait. I paid !@#$%^Comcast $1,169.10 for basic cable and Interwebs in 2015. I guess a 57% increase isn’t actually a rate change. The Baud rate has mostly stayed the same though.

Pants on FireElsewhere, Verizon says it will raise the price of its remaining unlimited data plans by $20. Again.

“Verizon will not increase the price on any lines with an unlimited data plan that is currently in a two-year contract,” the company said.

“When this happens, I will probably leave Verizon,” Liz Arden said.

Verizon has been wallowing in extra money from all the customers who own their own phones but pay full subsidized phone prices for service. “The only people left on unlimited plans are people like me [who own their own phones] so VZW’s been pocketing all that extra cash,” she notes.

We can leave !@#$%^Verizon. We’re stuck with !@#$%^Citizens. We’re stuck with !@#$%^Comcast.

Can you hear me now?

It turns out most companies raise prices for only two reasons: when they can do it without alienating their customers and when they don’t care about alienating their customers.

Verizon and Comcast and Citizens don’t care if they alienate customers. In fact, Citizens wants to drive customers away but it, like Comcast, is the only game in town.

Despite consistently ranking among the bottom ten companies in the world, Citizens, Comcast, and Verizon are breaking the banks financially. Citizens is a “non-profit.” They can levy 10% emergency assessments on nearly every policy holder in the state forever and in an unlimited amount to pay off bonds. Comcast reported $8.38 billion net income on $68.78 billion sales. Verizon reported $4.22 billion net income on $127.08 billion sales.

Wouldn’t it be loverly if we thought not doing business with these laughing stocks would change their behavior?

“It would work better to punish them,” Ms. Arden said.

Oh, and by the way? Gas prices will rise in January.

 

King Coal

Having learned how by stealing General Motors from stockholders like thee and me, Mr. Obama has now done the same to the coal industry: he broke it and is handing it to his supporters.

“Filings with the Securities and Exchange commission show that between April and June this year Soros Fund Management (SFM) bought more than 1 million shares in Peabody, the world’s largest private coal company, and 500,000 shares in Arch.”

In 2009, Mr. Soros pledged to spend $1 billion of his own money on renewable energy at Al Gore’s urging and funded the Far Green “Climate Policy Initiative” thinktank. At the time, he said: “There is no magic bullet for climate change, but there is a lethal bullet: coal.”

A spokesman for SFM declined to comment on the investments. Wotta surprise.

 

Blimps and Flying Bicycles

Have ye been wondering how a 61-year old postal carrier managed to land his flying bicycle on the Capitol lawn?

Me, too.

Police arrested Douglas Hughes after he steered his tiny gyrocopter onto the West Lawn of the U.S. Capitol after flying right up the National Mall through the ultra-restricted airspace. He took off from Gettysburg which is more than an hour away from the no-fly zone over Washington. Apparently no one knew he was there until he landed.

Mr. Hughes had told the world he would do it by way of his website dedicated to this act of civil disobedience. He aimed to deliver 535 letters personally by “air mail” to members of Congress. “The unending chase for money I believe threatens to steal our democracy itself,” Hughes wrote to the Tampa Bay Times. “I’m demanding reform and declaring a voter’s rebellion.”

The quotes from those parts of the government assigned to protect us tell us the real story, though.

“Oh, he flew under the radar.”
“Oh, our long guns would have shot him out of the sky had he gotten any closer.”

Let’s think about that.

He got within a few hundred feet of Congress. Long guns like the M107 can shoot a couple thousand yards.

How much closer did they want him?

And it turns out Mr. Hughes didn’t fly under the radar. There wasn’t any radar.

The Army’s “Joint Land Attack Cruise Missile Defense Elevated Netted Sensor System” is designed specifically to catch flying bicycles. This JLENS “aerostat radar system” will someday track boats, ground vehicles, cruise missiles, and manned and unmanned aircraft like gyrocopters. The system has two tethered helium/air mix blimps, armored mooring stations, radars, and a processing station designed to communicate with anti-missile and other ground and airborne systems. It was to have been deployed over the Capitol. It has a catchy name, anyway.

Sadly it isn’t out of “testing” yet.

Huh. They pointed this program at the Capitol about September 12, 2001, coming up 14 years ago but it started in back in 1996 which is darned near two decades now. A three-year exercise for one of the only two JLENS orbits is slated to begin sometime this year at Aberdeen Proving Ground. Contingent upon federal funding, of course.

You might recall that we decided to go to the Moon and do the other things on September 12, 1962. And Neil Armstrong took that small step on July 20, 1969, not quite half of 14 years later.

It gets worse.

We already had a Tethered Aerostat Radar System up and running in December, 1980 at Cudjoe Key, Florida.

Fat Albert over Cudjoe Key1980.

And it ain’t even rocket science.

See that tethered Air Force Tethered Aerostat Radar System (the one that looks sooooooooo much like “JLENS”) was capable of detecting low flying objects and to track boats, ground vehicles, cruise missiles, and manned and unmanned aircraft like gyrocopters. Its primary mission has been to watch over counter-drug operations. Just having the blimp present used to deterred crime in the nations southernmost border. It has also proved a huge help to the US Coast Guard with drug interdiction through the years.

“Used to” because, after more than 30 years of service, all the TARS sites including Fat Albert were deflated due to cuts to the federal defense budget. And so the Army could develop JLENS.

But now we have 20 years and $2.78 billions in testing of “JLENS.”

Just another reason to wonder how good this government is at doing the other things they say they excel at.


“Change we can believe in”
has become
“Failure we can count on.”