Thursday Thoughts

parking meter46 years ago today, the St. Albans City Council approved $100 for training meter maids.

On Monday, the St. Albans City Council praised the police department for its investigation into the death of Christopher Davis. The inquiry and five arrests “took the entire department” and cost $36,000.

St. Albans no longer has meter maids.

I Can’t Count That High

One of the cops running for Monroe County, Florida, Sheriff told an election forum that it’s common to have 13 deputies with 13 supervisors on any shift. “One supervisor for every deputy isn’t right,” he said. The current undersheriff, also a candidate, said studies show the Sheriff’s Office division of ranks is very similar to other Florida departments of equivalent size.

Well, sure.

5-pointed starThe stable population of Pinellas County, Florida is 928,031 with over 3,000 Sheriff’s Office employees in five major service bureaus. The Broward County Sheriff’s Office handles both law enforcement and fire rescue duties with 6,300 employees for 1,753,578 population. The Monroe County Sheriff’s Office employs 543 people for a population that in peak season (January until April) may reach as high as 150,000 but is stable at less than half that.

Each Florida county also has municipal departments. Key West P.D., for example, has 108 employees and Key Colony Beach another five. And we haven’t counted the state police, the highway patrol, or the FDLE.

BSO revenues are about $65 million annually (BSO receives about $700 million each year).

As a point of reference, the Franklin County, Vermont, Sheriff’s Office is the county’s primary law enforcement agency. Franklin County has about half the Monroe County population at 47,806, and 23 FCSO employees. Even counting St Albans City P.D., Swanton P.D., there are fewer than 70 law enforcement personnel in total. Even the Vermont State Police has fewer troopers statewide than any one Florida county.

FCSO revenues are about $2 million annually.

As a side note, every organization of long standing will swell its supervisory ranks; good people need promotions or they don’t stay. And more supervisors need more people in the trenches to, well, supervise.

Sheriffs are usually the only county-wide “local” law enforcement agency. The Staties can be run anywhere in the state and municipal police officers report to town/city officials. Sheriffs Departments provide civil process, law enforcement assistance to small towns, help with emergencies such as the recent Floods, perform death investigations, and help stranded motorists.

Most sheriff’s offices provide law enforcement services under contract to municipalities and townships in their County. Each Vermont sheriff may receive up to 5 percent of the value of the contracts as an “administrative fee.” Reports are mixed on the administrative fees available to sheriffs in other states.

All of that adds up to a single question:

Is Vermont under served or does Florida generally and the Keys in particular have way more policing than anywhere else in the nation?

Thorsday Thorn: Not a Single Dime

You will not see your taxes increase by a single dime, not your income tax, not your payroll tax, not your capital gains tax …

“It’s a tax,” Chief Justice John Roberts decreed.

Liberals and conservatives alike threw out George H. W. Bush when he promised “no new taxes.” Conservatives are already on on board to dump Barack Obama for that and a litany of other evils.

It’s time for the liberals to fish or cut bait: you can either dump your great and exalted O for lying to you or run off with your tail between your legs and pretend that a tax is not a tax is not actually a tax.