Why is it that TSA won’t let one sealed, 12-ounce can of Pepsi™ through the security check-in but a woman with a double decker cart of cased soda bottles sails right through?

Why is the Brother HL-2170W printer Quick Start Guide 12% larger than the entire User’s Guide?

Note to VTRANS (the Vermont Department of Transportation): a huge, blinking, traffic sign that reads “BRIDGE WORK BEGINS” is a great idea. A huge, blinking, traffic sign that reads “BRIDGE WORK BEGINS 9/2” is far more useful.