Terse Tuesday: Touching the Touchless Toilet

I saw this ad on the tube the other day.

Prices range from $272.51 for a plain round one to $1,047.15 for the “comfort height-elongated” at the orange box.

What. Are you nutz?

You have to touch the seat. You have to touch yourself, for heaven’s sake. Why would anyone in the world fall for a “touchless” flush?