Faded? FADED?

Liz Arden and I were talking about dog food this morning. She looks for a brand that has plenty of meat and meat by-products, eschews vege loading, doesn’t disgust the human eye or nose, and isn’t “gourmet” priced. Our mutts dined on fresh-frozen horsemeat that we bought in little waxed-cardboard takeout cartons but you can’t hardly find that any more.

“The pups lurve Costco canned food,” she said.

That got me going on chain store brands. I have a Kirkland blue oxford cloth dress shirt that fits well, drapes nicely, has decent stitching, and has a nice hand. Come to think of it, I have a couple of shirts from Wal-Mart that fit the same bill. I might not choose one to impress a client but I would certainly wear them with a tie to go to work.

If I wore ties.

Everybody hates Wal-Mart, though.

Many have good reason. In fact, Google™ came up with about 2,920,000 reasons in 0.27 seconds.

  • The high cost to get low prices;
  • About half of Wal-Mart employees qualify for food stamps;
  • Despite the “Made in America” branding, 85% of Wal-Mart commodities are made overseas with 70% coming from China;
  • Envy: Wal-Mart customers yearn to be Target customers;
  • Wal-Mart is too rich;
  • Wal-Mart customers are too poor;
  • Wal-Mart is building a super center in Puffin County, Vermont.

And the top reason:

  • The stores are always crowded.

A Vermont Environmental Court decision granted Wal-Mart Stores, Inc., permission to build a 147,000-square-foot store in Puffin County. The decision requires Wally to pay the Town additional “public service costs” (such as for fire and police) that its presence cause the Town to incur.

Sadly named Faded Glory t-shirtThe decision is not without precedent in that municipalities often charge developers impact fees before allowing them to build houses and stores.

On the other hand, here comes Wal-Mart, a business that will pay property taxes year in and year out to underwrite public service costs such as the fire and police departments and the schools and the Town gets to charge them extra year after year for the increase in police and fire costs.

Heck, I think as long as we’re putting our hand in their pockets, we should get them to pay extra for satisfying a demand for three ring binders in our schools.

During the negotiations, Wal-Mart released a list of the stores they will put out of business in their first year of operation. The friendly, local bookseller. Gone. The friendly, local drug store. Gone. The friendly local store. Gone. The number of “independent retailers” in the United States declined by 60,000 stores between 1992 and 2007.

For the record, the friendly, local hardware stores either affiliated with the national chains like Ace or True Value or they disappeared, but that happened in the 70s.

I have a different reason not to like Wal-Mart: “Faded Glory.”

Like most large retail and grocery chains, Wal-Mart offers private label store brands, commonly referred to as house brands or generic brands, which consumers expect to be low-priced alternatives to name brand products.

“Faded Glory” is Wal-Mart’s house brand for basic men’s, women’s, and children’s clothing and footwear. It is the store’s primary clothing brand.

Definitions of “Fade”:
1: to lose freshness, strength, or vitality
2: to lose freshness or brilliance of color
3: to sink away : vanish as in “a fading memory”
4: to change gradually in loudness, strength, or visibility
5 (of an automobile brake): to lose braking power gradually
Usage: “He’s trying to recapture the faded glory of his youth.”

Why on Earth would a major chain want its primary customers to think they are fading off to nothingness.

Unless the glory of Sam Walton’s dream has indeed faded.


4 thoughts on “Faded? FADED?

  1. If people on food stamps earn too much money they will lose their gravy-train benefits; so the lower paying jobs at WalMart are made to order. Plus, there is no requirement that they be courteous or that they maintain superlative personal hygiene. And since most WalMart workers do a lot of standing around and bull-shooting, they can put in 36 hours a week, still stay below the cut-of line for their welfare, and can go home rested. They’re sharing Mr Sam’s dream.

    As for Faded Glory, I did not know that was the WalMart store brand. I buy my duds at The Salvation Army resale store.

    — George

  2. I mourn the hardware store. Fair Oaks Hardware was a cluttered library of Everything manned by wise old men and only went out of business a few months ago. Walker Hardware was THE place to go when I was a young homeowner and only lost my business because I moved from Unincorporated Sacramento County to Orangevale (which had and still has its Ace), but a few months ago I went there to find it still had its inventory but was dark and dusty and permanently closed.

    Yes, there’s a new Wal-Mart near there, but Home Depot had already done the damage.

    A sure sign of growing old is when we complain about how things are changing. Well, but they are, dammit.

  3. “A sure sign of growing old is when we complain about how things are changing.”

    I dread the day, but I know it cometh. (KJV)

    — George

  4. I like Sam’s Club (not a member, but the BF is). Haven’t checked out their clothing though. They have good food and desserts.

    Nice new blog design.

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