Religion! religion!
Oh, there’s a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning.
Here we go now.
Alright, altar boys.
Mea culpa mea culpa mea maxima culpa
Mea culpa mea culpa mea maxima culpa
Where’s the church, who took the steeple
Religion is in the hands of some crazy-ass people …
[thanks to Jimmy Buffett for Fruitcakes]
“Once you go Mac, you’ll never go back,” my friend Nola ‘Fanny’ Guay told me.
Microsoft is for Repuglicans because they like the illusion that they can change their desktops.
Apple is for Demorats because they are used to having the government do everything for them.
I don’t know anything about anyone else’s religion and I don’t care because it is wrong.
“Ever’body wonna go t’heaven, but don’t nobody wonna die.” — Geradine, aka Flip Wilson.
Jimmy should have tried to be more like his big brother Warren.
— George