A Noble stone but I wonder how old Willis has hidden himself from the Guinness Records folks.
I have been avoiding any contact with those damn fool Guinness people. I am not eligible for Social Security because I was already retired when that idiot Roosevelt came up with the whole foolish idea, so now I am relegated to trading oil futures in Chicago. Let me tell you something, sonny, just say “Brent” around the pits and watch the feeding frenzy, more fun than listening to old Andy Johnson giving a speech.
Nice to make your acquaintance and before you ask, the secret to a long life is simple: parsnips.
Willis W. Noble
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